Do you want to know why? - Because of me. No town in America has such a concentration of eligible, willing Dads. He goes on to say, '(Insert Name Here), ever wonder where all the wives and husbands in town went? Why everyone's an eligible single father? - Nothing's a coincidence, idiot. I promise I'll get back to being relatably cool in a second. I know that sounds kinda hokey, but stick with me. And you have the honor of being part of it. I am the conduit of something beautiful, (Insert Name Here). I am a man of cloth, just not the cloth you're thinking of. All that religion mumbo-jumbo wasn't entirely false. '(Insert Name Here), there are powers at work so far beyond your understanding that the very idea that I would sink to some half-baked sex game is a little insulting. 'Oh, I guarantee that it is real.'Īfter some arguing and spilled information, Joseph finally tells the Dadsona why he's down there. He confirms the player's fears that they did not have too much to drink, or that it wasn't a dream. Joseph comes in, dressed in a priest's outfit and looking very sinister. Chained up and no windows in sight, there seems to be no escape. The player finds themselves in a dank and dark dungeon. Hair color, skin color, and eye color have no impact. Select the following settings during the Build that Dad: This non-canon ending is the darkest ending in the game and is popular among horror fans. The Cult Ending supposedly takes place on Joseph's third and final date after the Dadsona sleeps with Joseph and falls asleep on the yacht only to wake up in a dungeon deep underground. As a result, the game developers added it back into the game as an easter egg. Several YouTubers, most notably Canadian YouTuber HoodiePanda, actively sought after the Cult Ending. It was eventually discovered though both rumor and eventually discovered buried in the old game files. It was created simply for the entertainment of the creators but was not intended to be in the final release of the game. 'Escape from Margarita Zone' or better known as 'The Cult Ending', is the non-canon ending in Joseph's third date. So without any further ado, here's the Cult Ending.' -A Note from the Creators

We made it intentionally impossible to get unless you're actively seeing it out so nobody could stumble onto it by accident. But then people found an old version of it buried deep within the game files anyway! We absolutely acknowledge that this ending is conceptually messy, and if the existence of it sullies your experience with the rest of the game, just know that it's totally non-canonical. 'Hey! We originally put this into the game because we're big horror fanatics but cut it before we released for obvious reasons.

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